.. a bit o' Sunday morning humor...

.... yesterday's mail had 2 envelopes from the Department of Public Safely, Drivers License Division, State of Utah

.,.. and NO.. for you wisecracks out there.. here is some clarification....

• I DIDN'T do what you think I did in my Bug.. ummm well.. almost didn't do anyway.. ( will leave it to your active imagination... to figure out what I did do... !!!) ,
• and NO they are not deporting either of us...
• and NO, Neel didn't transport livestock across the border under the regular heap of grass that he takes in his truck to the city dump each Saturday..
• and NO I have not customized my license plate to PB4UGO, so that it would attract any unnecessary attention...

So Chill and read on...
So what were these notes about ?... well routine license renewal that involves some vision testing ( man they are still trying to figure out if I can read my Ps & Qs, LONG after I have stopped minding them..., some renewed mugshots.. mine could enter a contest that says.. "where do u look worse.. your passport or your license?..." as far as I go, the passport would win hands down.. each time I enter the country, the immigration officer gives me a very sad look.. as he or she says.. welcome back to the United States Ma'am... I almost hear them muttering as they look down at my pic and then look at me..... "you poor thing.. I hope you never have to look like this again.... "

I AM NOT exaggerating one bit... if you saw my passport shot.. it is something lilac with black lampshade on top with glasses... hey.. no false humility here.. I know when I look good ;) and make no qualms about it either ;) But I digress...

...the best part of this note as my kind and wonderful husband pointed out to me this morning... it came from ...... the desk of...... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. u are right... !!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GUVNOR.... O yeah o yeah... on the top left corner there was a little seal with the Utah State symbols and just below in NO uncertain terms were the words.
.( AND YES THAT IS HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME!!!... in case you thought it was a misprint... do I know my audience or what ??? ;)

Jon M. Huntsman. Jr

Governor

and on the top line of the letter it had my date of birth....

ahem!! after my initial joy and dance of unadulterated glee or some such romantic crap, my next reaction after seeing this was...

"awwwwwwwwwwwwww he knows my birthday",

to which my oh-so-practical hubby dearest replied.. "no dear.. they have it on file and the letter is from one Nanette Rolfe, Director, Driver License Division...." DUHHHHHHHHH !!!.. like I needed to know that or even acknowledge such minor details.. it's all about the big picture baby !!!! ;))) and the big picture said the letter was from the Guvnor's desk..
BTW... people with a penchant for details ( and you know who u are...) can worry about such other inconsequential stuff..
Me on the other hand is gonna live this moment with a silly grin on my face... Hope I was able to put some on yours too.. don't care if you are laughing at or with me.. as long as you are laughing.. that is all it takes to make the day a little brighter.. Signing off with lots of sunshine and blue skies..... Until next time...